I've been told .....

..... that I need to restate a few things, so here goes.

I am reliably informed that Team W. Middaugh did not "SPANK" Team S. Middaugh but rather engaged them in a spirited contest which lasted the full 8 ends and could have gone either way and they were dam(ned) lucky to win.

I have also been informed that despite a proper interpretation of the draw as posted, which actually says our gals are playing against Mr. Widdup as we keyboard interface (Real Men don't type, they keyboard interface.) this does not necessarily bear any resemblance to the draw that is being played at Glendale. It would seem that our gals will be competing against someone named Cory Heggestad at 10:30 AM.

In other news, it seems that in the game against Kathy C-Y her team was skipped by Marilyn Bodogh and included Marilyn's sister and another player to be named later so our gals played an extremely talented and experienced team in the first round. Some might say that they were "stacked", but not me. Marilyn is always tough to beat on the ice and impossible to beat in the spirit department. If she could bottle the stuff that drives her Marilyn could be rich as Rockerfeller.

We have dispatched spies, er, make that trained observers, to the Glendale Club to report back when possible on what is really happening and will strive to keep you up to date.